I want to be a Tech Analyst

I am a Tech analyst, though not for the reasons sited at -

http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20050119041239356

It makes for an intresting read ;o) and reminds me of the articles published by The Register - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/08/30/opteron_itanium_sales_q2/

Itanium sales fall $13.4bn shy of $14bn forecast